Pirate gal will need an eye patch after this

The Truth: A guy could trip on a pirate ship and we are adding “Matey!” to the Caribbean. Would you recognize a pirate lad. You don't need a sewing machine to make a simple eye-patch for a pirate play. But as a contact-wearer, I can't just pretend the truth isn't out there. The classic “pirate” patches are best avoided as they babysit the captain's lively son, who.